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║ To the Office of Mr. Remember ║ 2025 08 03 ║ Fiction, Strange, Wacky Adventure ║ ║ <<< ║
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║ Another quiet day in the office for Mr. Randall "Remember" Clyde. The time is 2002 May 13 06:42. He wonders why nobody has ║
║ visited for the past couple of years. It's been quiet, and business has been very, very slow. He finds an old Newton's cradle ║
║ and pulls back on one of the beads, then listens to the rhythmic clacking of the metal spheres. ║
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║ After a minute he gets up and opens a filing cabinet. He sifts through the files, so numerous the files don't seem to ║
║ realistically fit in the cabinet. He takes one out and heads back to his seat and reads. ║
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║ *** ║
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║ Drinking a cup of coffee, Brandon stands just outside a shop next to a busy street. ║
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║ The downtown is loud with horns and as dirty with litter as ever. Brandon doesn't mind, as last night he saw someone giving a ║
║ talk on a news station emphasizing the beauty of the dirty streets, and how they give off a warm feeling of culture or ║
║ something like that. Whatever that meant, someone liked the trash. ║
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║ Brandon heard rumors about a weird guy who has the leverage over everyone in the city. An acquaintance he ran into the other ║
║ day said he'd go visit him. He told Brandon that it's hard to reach his office. He said that anyone who looks for "Mr. ║
║ Remember" should better keep their eyes peeled for people who want to thwart their schemes. He told Brandon that he'd wait for ║
║ him at the coffee shop after he's found him. Brandon hasn't heard back from that acquaintance ever since. ║
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║ With his curiosity of who this Mr. Remember character was, and with nothing better to do, Brandon decides he can have a go at ║
║ looking for the man's office. ║
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║ Brandon finishes his cup and throws it away. He starts walking down the street. Knowing absolutely nothing about where to go, ║
║ he enters a bus conveniently stopped at the same time his idea came to be. He takes a seat next to a man reading a newspaper ║
║ up to his face and wearing dark shades. ║
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║ The newspaper guy puts his paper down and turns his head to Brandon, "Lookin' for somethin' kid?" ║
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║ Confused, as he was just minding his own business, Brandon responds, "Yeah. I guess you can say that." ║
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║ "Lookin' for somethin' ya don't know about findin'?" ║
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║ "As a matter of fact, I don't know where I'm going." ║
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║ "But ya know what ya're lookin' for." ║
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║ "Yeah." ║
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║ The newspaper guy shows Brandon a page of the newspaper while glaring around the bus, apparently watching out for anybody. He ║
║ then points to a small advertisement on the paper. ║
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║ "See this, kid?" ║
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║ The advertisement says "MR. REMEMBER" then says below it "Forgot something? Want to learn something somewhen? Visit today!" ║
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║ "Yeah." ║
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║ "That what ya lookin' for?" ║
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║ "Well, yeah." ║
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║ The guy with the newspaper looks over the newspaper and spots an angry businessman, glaring back at him. The newspaper guy ║
║ flinches and covers his face with the newspaper. He resorts to whispering in Brandon's ear. ║
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║ "Listen, kid. I'm with ya, not against. Ya outta take this map I got here." ║
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║ He hands Brandon an old paper map, apparently of the city. ║
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║ "Keep ya're eyes peeled. They don't want ya to get to him." ║
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║ Before Brandon can express his acknowledgement through nodding, the newspaper guy remarks, "Oh! Take this too," and hands ║
║ Brandon a small spray bottle. He looks closely and it reads "Hand Sanitizer, Grapefruit." ║
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║ The bus stops. The newspaper guy pushes Brandon out of his seat and pretends to not notice. He utters a "go" and Brandon ║
║ leaves. The businessman with the beige trenchcoat and annoyed look on his face abruptly stands and walks out of the bus, and, ║
║ of course, follows Brandon. ║
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║ Brandon stops and studies the map, ignorant to the man pursuing after him. Before Brandon starts walking, the businessman, who ║
║ looks really mad, grabs Brandon by the wrist. ║
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║ "Hey!" ║
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║ "You're comin' with me." ║
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║ Brandon shoves the map into his pocket. He remembers the hand sanitizer and pulls it out. Trying anything in this awkward ║
║ situation, he sprays the man's hand. ║
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║ "What are ya doin'?" the businessman says, his anger mixed with genuine confusion. Brandon is confused as well. ║
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║ Brandon then raises the bottle and sprays the man in his eyes. He lets go of Brandon's wrist and yells in pain (and anger). ║
║ Brandon runs away. Across the street is a tall man in a dark suit, staring at Brandon. He runs through the traffic and starts ║
║ running for Brandon. ║
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║ Brandon looks back and sees the man running after him. Then he looks forward. A man in a striped gray suit pushes a cart out ║
║ of a grocery store. Seeing Brandon, he pushes the cart in the middle of the sidewalk in hopes to stop him. ║
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║ Unable to run into the street or go around the cart and man, Brandon turns left into the grocery store and hides behind a ║
║ display of apples. The men run into the store. Brandon hears their footsteps. ║
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║ After several minutes, he hears them walk out, and hears one say they'll "find him later." He heads to the back of the store, ║
║ just to be safe, and exits out the back. ║
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║ Looking at his map, he is close to the apparent location of "Mr. Remember." At this moment, he questions why he got himself ║
║ into that danger, but at the same time he travels through the alleys and finds the building that the office is supposed to be ║
║ in. ║
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║ He enters the back entrance to what looks like an old apartment complex. All the doors are old offices. He walks down a hall ║
║ of doors until he meets finds another hall that branches off to the right, and a pile of junk leaning against the wall to the ║
║ left. ║
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║ "Where the hell could this guy be?" Brandon asks himself. He didn't want to go to the front desk. They'd probably be ready to ║
║ jump him, whoever they are. He looks at the doors. They're labeled 151, 152, 153, 155, etc. Except he notices 154 is missing. ║
║ It should be where the pile of junk is. ║
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║ Brandon moves the junk out of the way and finds old wallpaper hastily stapled to the wall, covering something lumpy. He tears ║
║ the wallpaper and finds a door labeled "154." ║
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║ *** ║
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║ The day was nearing its end once again. No customers again. No calls, nothing. Mr. Remember hears something on the other side ║
║ of the door. The sounds of paper ripping emanates through the walls. The frosted glass of the door now illuminates. ║
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║ A young man opens the door. ║
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║ "I have so many questions," he says. ║
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